Five Things for October 22nd
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2. Now I know why parents always go batshit whenever someone brings a baby around, talking about how much they love babies and wish they had more babies and other insane nonsense. Just seeing a picture today of an adorable puppy made me all gooey inside and I wanted to get another one. OK, so now I get it, a little.
3. Despite rumors to the contrary, Joe Gibbs will not be coming back to the Redskins in a Bill Parcells-type role with the team. I just don’t believe it will happen.
4. My mother-in-law flies in tonight!
5. 9 days until I am supposed to begin writing my novel in earnest. HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIME?!?!?!?! It was all well and good as a nebulous distant event, but now it’s actually almost here! FUCK!