5 Things for Friday, March 5th

1.  I know I’ve said it before, but Tosh.0 is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on TV, and it’s remarkably consistent.  At least once every episode, I laugh so hard at something that I can barely breathe, and it remians funny through the next morning.  Yesterday, both Lady Aravan and I had shit days at work, but after watching the show on the DVR, we were laughing our asses off.  This morning, through my surly have, I would murmur “Ole black betty, amburlance” and chuckle out loud.  If anyone heard me they’d have thought I was out of my fucking mind.

2.  I decided not to shave today, mostly because I just didn’t give a rat’s ass about the two-day stubble.  So of course that’s the day I go downstairs to get lunch and end up near the CEO of my company.  He seems me and starts talking to me, all clean-shaven, and I’m completely self-conscious about my unshavenness.  Cursed karma.

3.  Time couldn’t move any slower today if it started running backwards.

4.  If it starts running backwards, I’m leaving work.

5.  I had an idea that I was going to write about today, another of those theoretical musings that occasionally grab my attention.  Fuck if I can remember what it was.

About Alan Edwards

Cancer caregiver, writer, accountant, gamer, poolboy, and dispenser of terrible advice that should never under any circumstances be followed.

Posted on March 5, 2010, in Kerfluffle and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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