It’s Time to INHALE, Everyone. My Twinsie’s Book is OUT!

Sweet cover, no?

There is someone on the internet so foul-mouthed and opinionated with a love of booze and wildly inappropriate statements that is absolutely hilarious and sarcastic and awesome in every way, and I’m not even talking about me. Oh, you didn’t think it was me as soon as I said “hilarious” and “awesome”. OK. Well. This is awkward.

*crickets*

Of course, I am talking about the incredible and amazing Kendall Grey. If you’ve not come across Kendall before, I highly recommend that you do so, right now, on Twitter or Facebook or at her blog. Be warned, though, that if you’re afraid of womancock, you might not want to, but if you’re up to it, you’ll be pleased. Take me at my ranty worst and turn it up to 11, and you’ve got a “good morning” post from Kendall. I heart her quite a lot.

Today’s a big day for her. I mean a HUGE fucking day for her. The first book in her paranormal romance (no, there are no gay-ass vampires in it, so don’t worry) trilogy, Inhale, is available for sale. I know how cool a day that is, how absolutely fraught with fear and excitement and nail-chewing insanity that comes along with the long-awaited release of a novel. I’m uber-psyched for her, because she is a phenomenal writer and someone that brings a completely irreverent and exuberant perspective on life.

But here’s the thing. Unlike me, who is in the writing gig strictly for all the money and hot babes and fast cars that get heaped on everyone as soon as they publish their first Welcome Back Kotter fanfic piece, Kendall is DONATING all of the profits from the sales of her books. Seriously. All of them. You see, Kendall loves whales. No, she LOVES them. Take how I feel about cake and multiply it by my ridiculous attachment to the Washington Redskins and raise it to the power of my hatred of Lori on The Walking Dead, and you get a glimmer of her affection for whales. She is eschewing all the glamorous trappings of the fat royalty checks and giving them instead to programs that help educate folks like me why whales need our attention and help.

Kendall is in a lot of ways my twin, but she’s also clearly a better person than I am. Which, honestly, pretty much everyone is, but she’s especially better.

Anyway, Inhale is now available for purchase. If you want a book from someone who kicks literary ass AND want to support a great cause, BUY THE E-BOOK VERSION. Why? More profit in it for the whales. Plus, you’ll be helping to save a tree, which is like an added bonus. Get it for your Kindle here, or your Nook here. If you simply MUST have a physical book, you can get it here. Buy it, then the electronic version. That’s what I’m doing. You should too.

Here’s the description:

Strangers in reality, inseparable in dreams…

After years of suffocating under her boss’s scrutiny, whale biologist Zoe Morgan finally lands a job as director of a tagging project in Hervey Bay, Australia. Success Down Under all but guarantees her the promotion of a lifetime, and Zoe won’t let anything—or anyone—stand in her way. Not the whale voices she suddenly hears in her head, not the ex who won’t take no for an answer, and especially not the gorgeous figment of her imagination who keeps saving her from the fiery hell of her dreams.

Gavin Cassidy hasn’t been called to help a human Wyldling in over a year, which is fine by him. Still blaming himself for the death of his partner, he keeps the guilt at bay by indulging in every excess his rock star persona affords. That is, until he’s summoned to protect Zoe from hungry Fyre Elementals and learns his new charge is the key to restoring order in the dying Dreaming. He never expects to fall for the feisty Dr. Morgan…nor does he realize he may have to sacrifice the woman he loves to save an entire country.

*This book contains graphic language, sex, and some violence. Not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

** All profits from the sale of INHALE will be donated to programs that educate people about whales

A great cause AND graphic language and sex?! It’s a WIN-WIN!

So here’s the deal. Don’t buy my shitty book. Oh, you weren’t anyway. Wow, this got awkward again.

*crickets*

Buy hers instead. Support a great cause and get that warm feeling of smug superiority that is the true motivation behind charity. Do it today. Do it for me. Do it for Kendall. Do it for the whales.

Do it for the womancock.

About Alan Edwards

An indie writer who does accounting full-time on the side.

Posted on May 1, 2012, in Happy Happy Joy Joy and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Of all the INHALE-pimping blogs I’ve peeked at today, yours made me cry. Thanks a lot, asshole. 😉

    I heart you big time. Thanks *so* much for this, my twin!

    • Alan Edwards

      Muahahahaha! My plan worked!

      And it’s distinctly my pleasure. I am very truly happy and excited for you. Now let’s sell some damn books, shall we?

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